CAT. JW-013 · 2026 · Hadal Static
The Meter’s Always Running
StreamingThey burst to the cloud to dodge the RAM drought, and the bill creep begins: orphaned buckets, premium disks on forgotten dev rigs, egress charges on everything that moves. He’s not anti-cloud, he just wants someone watching the taxi meter.
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The Meter’s Always Running
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Lift and shift, they said it’d be a breeze, Opex over capex, sign it if you please, Three years later there’s a line item zoo, Sixty services billing, we use twenty-two.
Autoscale’s a lovely word, Till the scale goes only up.
The meter’s always running, soft and low, A dollar for the data walking out the door, Nobody remembers what that bucket holds, But we’ve been paying rent on it since twenty-four, They sold us all the sky by the hour, Now the sky sends invoices to the floor.
Found a dev environment from twenty-three, Running hot on premium SSD, Snapshots of snapshots, orphaned and unowned, A small nation’s GDP in storage cold.
Autoscale’s a lovely word, Till the scale goes only up.
The meter’s always running, soft and low, A dollar for the data walking out the door, Nobody remembers what that bucket holds, But we’ve been paying rent on it since twenty-four, They sold us all the sky by the hour, Now the sky sends invoices to the floor.
I’m not against the cloud, it earns its keep, For the bursty and the spiky it’s a dream, But somebody has to watch the taxi meter tick, Counting every second like a scheme.
The meter’s always running, soft and low, A dollar for the data walking out the door, Nobody remembers what that bucket holds, But we’ve been paying rent on it since twenty-four, They sold us all the sky by the hour, Now the sky sends invoices to the floor.
The meter never sleeps... and nor do I.